Seventeen
I may be thin, but i aint no vegan
Life's full of troubles.Prepared?
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Saturday, November 22, 2008
Last blogged @ Saturday, November 22, 2008  "Alon don kiss me leyy, im not gay you know?" I have two most weird things that never happened to me before in my whole of 16 years living in this world to tell you all. First incident, i went to this MALAY grocery shop near my house to get a shampoo, then i take out my money to pay the guy,then the guy talk to me in english. padahal stated clearly MALAY kan, then i was wondering why in the hell did he talk english to me? hes malay and im malay. geesh, then i talk to him in malay and he replied "saya ingatkan awak cina" -_______________________________________________- then i stoned for like 5 mins, then pay the guy. DO I LOOK LIKE IM CHINESE? geesh. well at least its nice of him. Second incident, I was late so i decided to take a cab to meet them, so it was just like a normal typical day in the cab, you get inside u sit and you stoned and watch birds flying at the window. Thats what i did everytime im in the cab. so like per-normal. said my destination and he took off. suddenly about 5 mins later the driver started talking to me, well i actually don like to talk in the cab, so i don want to be rude so i just reply to his talking sessions, He asked me: " you have mixed blood uh? I replied: "no why? Im malay" He replied: " your skin complextion very nice," I : ????!!!???!!???? APEEEE SAAAAH? he asked me: where am i going, i replied: "want to go swimming uh" he said: "ouww swimming better be careful ok" I repied :"hmmmmmm ok?" ?????!!!!?????!! (lagi APEEE SAAAAH???) I asked him: " uncle da makan?"(the cab driver is a chinese guy) he replied: "uncle blom makan lagi".........you eat already?....can u recomend me what food to eat? I replied: " erm blom jugak,........................errrrrr nasi lemak?" as you can see im JUST entertaining his conversation. He asked: " you isap rokok tak? I replied: "isap, why?" suddenly he took out something,.......and out came ciggs, and he gave me one, but i refused because suddenly i remembered my teacher from kindergarten used to say the phrase " never take things from strangers" and soo i refused. so he keep back,and i was like talking to myself " apeee saaaaah dini? tak pasal2 want to give me ciggs? then when i was about to drop out of the cab, as soon as i was about to leave this driver touched my foot and.......(about 3mins like that) he said: kaki you macam ada benda. I said: HUHHHHH!!! MANEE ADDAAA? then i went out of the cab. I run as fast as i could towards the swimming complex. Scary sia i tell you. waaah, imagine you were in my shoes,ok im not wearing shoes at that time, sliper. what where you do? URRRRRGH! i think the driver gay bastard uh. seriously man. this is a true story that happened to me today, and it was not made up. I think from now onwards i think i shall take the bus more often, sibeeeeh scary i tell you IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT |
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Wxnn Seventeen I may be thin, but i aint no vegan Life's full of troubles.Prepared? |
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